[Ducati] Ahhh You young guys.

[Gleeb Gliber Galactica Gavorti]

OK gotta one up you chumps.

High school I had a 1977 Pontiac Phoenix from my grandma.  It was parked on
the top of a perpetually iced hill 3/4 mile up. I had to climb it every
morning before school in sub 20 temps.

The car would not make it down the hill because the front tires had no
traction.  So I dropped in a 12-liter school bus diesel V8 that we stole
from our rivals' bus so that they couldn't get to the football game and had
to forfeit.

With all that weight in front it was a traction king down slick hills.  But
still did monster wheelies with all that torque.  And then I was the
president of Panama for a summer but I ruined my liver with rum and then got
voilently impeached/overthrown because I decided to make cocaine illegal.
Oh wait.  I grew up in LA.  Nevermind.  I did have the Pontiac though :-0

Ride Well,

Gabriel