[Ducati] Italian to English Translation

[Tom]

> Any Italian speakers on the list? I stumbled upon a cool tshirt on fleabay
> from an Italian Ducati Owners Club MaleDucati (google translation Badly
> Ducati?) There are actually two shirts one with the slogan "FAR FUMARE LA
> GOMMA, UCCIDE IL COPERTONE" that looks suspiciously like a Surgeon 
> General's
> warning label and a second shirt with the slogan "LA MIA MOTO BEVE OLIO, 
> MA
> NON MANGERA' MAI RISO". Google translates these to:
> "TO MAKE TO SMOKE THE RUBBER, KILLS THE COPERTONE"
> "MY MOTION DRINKS OIL, BUT NOT MANGERA' NEVER LAUGHED"
> Can anyone do better?

MALEDUCATI
delinquents

FAR FUMARE LA GOMMA, UCCIDE IL COPERTONE
smoke your tire, kill the big (something, I'll have to ask my girlfriend)

LA MIA MOTO BEVE OLIO, MA NON MANGERA' MAI RISO
my motorcycle drinks oil, but will never eat rice
(strange, as Italians eat a lot of rice, as well as produce it)

Tom