[Ducati] Italian to English Translation

[Jayme Frye]

Any Italian speakers on the list? I stumbled upon a cool tshirt on fleabay
from an Italian Ducati Owners Club MaleDucati (google translation Badly
Ducati?) There are actually two shirts one with the slogan "FAR FUMARE LA
GOMMA, UCCIDE IL COPERTONE" that looks suspiciously like a Surgeon General's
warning label and a second shirt with the slogan "LA MIA MOTO BEVE OLIO, MA
NON MANGERA' MAI RISO". Google translates these to:
"TO MAKE TO SMOKE THE RUBBER, KILLS THE COPERTONE"
"MY MOTION DRINKS OIL, BUT NOT MANGERA' NEVER LAUGHED"
Can anyone do better?
Links:
http://cgi.ebay.com/T-SHIRT-MALE-DUCATI-ROSSA-BEVE-OLIO-Monster-900-1098-S4_W0QQitemZ200135352538QQihZ010QQcategoryZ14028QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/T-SHIRT-MALE-DUCATI-Marlboro-900-620-S4-S2R-monster-998_W0QQitemZ200135345658QQihZ010QQcategoryZ14028QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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