[Ducati] Big announcement in November - tasteless humor coming, read at your own peril

[Gene Makar (BANet)]

Doug Barnett wrote:

<snip>"....My guess is that Ducati will build a factory in Chattanooga, No
really!..."

Hmmm, I was there for a job once, in 1989, and last drove through this past
spring...nice place.  Having said that... :)

Huh, country boys building Eyetalian motorcycles?  What was that shortlived
biker-builder show with the good-old boys from somewhere down South?

Some humourous (and innocently offensive) things to ruminate on:

1) Chin hair caught in the desmos
2) Buying a bike that was assembled right before hunting season
3) Buying a bike that was assembled right after hunting season
4) Shop/Owner's Manuals written, revised, edited and printed onsite
5) Chattanooga choppers built from 'spare' parts
6) 'Jeff' (they're all named Jeff) learning how to MIG/TIG on your 999

Now I've got to run and hide, lest one of my good Tennessee friends finds
me!!!