[Ducati] God and motogp "NDC, entirely" (real statement at end of message)

[kevink38 at comcast.net]

I was speaking with God the other day, and She, I mean He, wanted me to get the word out. Not only does God not support one or the other motogp racer, he does not even follow motogp.
Since the United States, often referred to as "America," is God's chosen country, as proven by its great wealth and power, God only watches and supports races that are dominated by American rides, such as the Harley Davidson, the Indian, and the Quarterhorse. Remember that "Indian" refers the machine we ride, not the people we have driven into the dirt. "Quarterhorse" refers, of course, to the quarterhorse, which is every bit as thrilling to ride as a motorcycle, if a bit messier (with the possible exception of old Triumphs).
So, God wants me to let you all know, that it was not her, I mean his, hand that came down from the heavens and shifted Rossi's centrifical force, coefficient of friction, and center of mass ever so slightly enough to force a wash out.
Indeed, it seems that there was another great force, a much darker and more sinister one, at play yesterday. Gravity? Of course not. Don't be silly. It was the work of the Devil, who really likes Japanese motorcycles, along with Urals and donkeys. So, perhaps, Nicky was correct in expressing his gratitude to a higher being, but he may be thanking the wrong one.

BTW. I agree with Alec's statement about God and Nicky's win, but I also am tolerant of someone thanking God. Let Nicky say what he wants. It's his great moment. The rest of the world can take it or leave it.

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Kevin Kachadourian 
96 900 SP 
85 650 Alazzurra (old dog still bites)