[Ducati] Cell phones. Was Traction Control in the AMA

[Art Ramos]

Aah!
Life ain't so bad here in AZ!
We still have drive up liquor stores and pay people, like waitress $2.13 an
hour!
It's all legal, even though the Federal minimum wage is more that!
The state sniffs all motorcycles once a year so they don't pollute!
Guess what!
The state O2 sniffers aren't as good as the one my tuner has!
Cars get put on a Dyno and sniffed as well. No adding a 4:56 ring and pinion
set in this state!

Oh yeah!

We still have an open range laws on the books!
If a cow wanders off the ranch and If I hit the cow with my car at night and
kill it I have to pay the rancher for the cow!
Of course, I'm out the damage to my car. Silly me what was I thinking!
We too can get Beer at the gas station "Circle K", AM/PM, 7/11,
Our roads are good, so we don't get tickets unless we are doing 11mph over
the speed limit.
Over 20mph we go to jail and get a free pair of pink undies. Hell, that's
only 9mph of leeway!

I love this place!
I really do!
You guys in Cali don't know what your missing! : )
What's a cell phone?
I guess I must be in the second world?

Art


On 5/31/06, MS&F <thebrowns at domaccess.com> wrote:
>
> You poor guys in the first world.  We can buy beer at the gas stations and
> used to be able to get frozen margaritas at the Taco Bell drive through
> until it closed down.  My one grievance is that the cup holders in the
> cars
> are too big for the beer bottles and they tip over if you go around a
> corner
> too fast ;-}
>
> Seriously though - our police don't have any instruments to measure
> alcohol
> and so there is no way to enforce drink driving!  I think the only thing
> that saves us from mass carnage is the roads are so bad you cant do more
> than 40kmh (unless you ride an Elefant!!)
>
> Stuart
>
>