[Ducati] Titanium Bling-Thing & Weight Loss

[Ross Johnson]

Dave...that eMail got me chuckling like no other eMail in quite a 
while....

Ross

On Jun 28, 2006, at 9:18 PM, Dave Sites wrote:

> I gotta agree with Rich and Alex here. Apply an engineer's approach to 
> the
> lightening of the bike (and your butt). Large heavy rotating pieces
> (circular) first, gets the best results. Then apply the lightening 
> "bling".
> Same thing applies to bodily weight loss. The complaint that "it's in 
> my
> genes" (or is that "my jeans"?) is partially true. But it's still an
> engineering problem for most of the "gravitationally challenged", and 
> should
> be approached as such: The circular orifice at one end (above the 
> collar) is
> larger than the circular orifice at the other end (below the belt). 
> You can
> force fuel in that first orifice faster than you can burn and force it 
> out
> the other. As proof of my theory I would point to the tendency for the
> extraneous unburned fuel to bunch up toward the "tail" end of the 
> process.